when @bullet-train-4-australia reads my posts it's so flattering bc in Australia my posts are upside down and she has to turn her whole computer upside down to read them
i have to wait until weird times to read them too or otherwise the posts r all asleep :( also omg hiii
i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind
have never consumed media in my life i like to self flagellate on top of mountains and i pray to the angels in the concrete architecture
the angels were carved into the MEDIUM of concrete huh
have never consumed media in my life i like to self flagellate on top of mountains and i pray to the angels in the concrete architecture
NATASHA LYONNE.
Purple Fashion Magazine: #39 the New York Issue.
Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
ok what’s *your* fiona apple song? i’ve seen these for so many artists, but one for ms. apple has never actually crossed my dash. so what’s the fiona apple song that’s uniquely yours? mine’s left alone lmfao
slow like honey if we're being honest even tho i think extraordinary machine and a mistake describe me better (long term and immediate term vibes respectively) MORE IMPORTANTLY though I think my girl friend's one is likely shameika(?) and i love that so much she's sooooo right about stuff i love her CUTE BRAIN
if we all spent just six hours a day working on some kind of complex tapestry in contemplative silence nobody would have the problems they currently have
we would have entirely NEW problems. the tapestry discourse would be intense
This tweet itself isn’t completely incorrect but. Bro the amount of men who think cum is just inside their balls at all times is so upsetting
Is it built up during sex/masturbation? Please respond
My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.
even more embarrassing “here’s some shit i made in the back”
i showed my boyfriend this post and he said the balls are at all times full to bursting with cum like a grape that you could just pop not my favourite thing someone has said 2 me tbh
